Today is Quirky Country Music Song Day...got to love these little mini-holidays. While going through my song catalog trapped up in my little brain, I thought of these titles to celebrate:
- May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
- Dropkick Me Jesus through the Goal Post of Life
- It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your A-- All Day Long
- She Got the Goldmine, I got the Shaft
- You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd
- You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly
- If My Nose was Running Money Honey, I'd Blow it All on You
- Give Me 40 Acres and I'll Turn This Thing Around
- Flying Purple People Eater
- Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home
- Dixie Rose Deluxe’s Honky-Tonk, Feed Store, Gun Shop, Used Car, Beer, Bait, BBQ, Barber Shop, Laundromat
- Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On
- Did I Shave My Legs for This
- Get Your Biscuits in the Oven & Your Buns in the Bed
- Big Balls in Cowtown
- Thank God & Greyhound You're Gone
- There's 5 Pounds of Possum in My Headlights Tonight
- Mississippi Squirrel Revival
- Watermelon Crawl
- Red Solo Cup
- Dirty Old Egg-Sucking Dog
- Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
- Fist City
- If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold it Against Me
- Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
- I Don't Need No Rocking Chair
I'll continue to add to the list as I come across some more quirky song titles. Feel free to comment here or over on
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